Thursday, December 20, 2012

First Snow

It snowed last night!  Finally!  It was a bit of a pathetic showing, and in true Kansas form, it's blowing 40mph, so the snow is all piled up in drifts.  And it also rained before it snowed, so there is a nice solid sheet of ice on the roads, but all that didn't stop the kids from waking up and demanding I find all their snow clothes because they were going outside!  Poor Jayden, that kid is growing faster than I can keep up with.  He has been wearing an old pair of my boots to go apple picking and pumpkin patching in since he grew out of his old rain boots and snow boots, but this morning, with wool socks on, those boots were so tight they made him almost cry when he was walking.  So, in order for him to go out in the snow, I had to give up my awesome wool lined Kamik boots, since we now wear about the same sized shoes.  I almost cried.  But then I reminded myself he will probably grow out of them in about a month, hopefully that's a short enough time for him to NOT destroy them and I can wear them again next year.  :)
And it seems with the high winds, our basketball hoop has taken a turn for the worse.


Tuesday, December 18, 2012

Double the Fun

I have reached a new motherhood milestone.  I hesitate to even post this because well there's nothing fun about it, but it's gross and it's my life and it's definitely something that I am going to want to remember and this blog is a great record of my life the past years and I figure my kids will probably laugh about it later when they read what they did to me.  So, feel free to skip this post entirely or read on and laugh at my expense.  :)

This morning the kids came into my bed like normal and Jayden said, "My stomach hurts".  I was like, "Really?  Maybe you're just hungry.  Let's get some water and toast and see how you feel."  The first batch of toast I made was "too brown", the second batch of toast I made was "too soggy".  I gave up after that.  I mean, who is this kid, Goldilocks???  So I set some water and toast on a table with a barfing bowl, just in case.  I was really kind of bummed.  Royal and I had plans for this evening.  We were going to go see the Hobbit with some friends and Royal had even pre-bought our tickets on Sunday.  We had a babysitter lined up and everything, but you can't help having a sick kid.

Jayden never throws up, but he keeps every once in awhile rolling around and moaning on the couch that his stomach hurts.  I at this point am just thinking he's probably really hungry and if he'd eat something he'd feel better.  But just to be safe, I call Royal to have him cancel our babysitter (a coworkers daughter), and I text the girls I am suppose to tutor this afternoon and tell them not to come.  Then I text a neighbor of mine, who I know is getting ready for a big drive tomorrow and ask if she is out making a last minute stop to Target, if she would please pick me up some Saltine crackers and Sprite.  She brings them by my house 15 minutes or so later.

At this point I really think Jayden is faking.  He's been laying on the couch for 6 hours with no action, no fever, no barfing, nothing, and then he sees me playing Bad Piggies on my iPad and he instantly perks up and is all, "Oh I feel better!  Let me play that!"  No way, dude.  No way.  Willow has been acting just like herself all day.  She took a bath this morning, has been skipping around the house changing her clothes every 30 minutes, standing in the middle of the room declaring "Look!  I'm Pocahontas!" and then running and flying headfirst into the couch.  So, when she saw Sprite come through our door she starts jumping, "Oh!  Can I have some?  Please, please, please!?!  I LOVE Sprite!"  My poor soda deprived children.  So I pour Jayden a cup and Willow and cup.  Jayden refuses to touch his, Willow skips around the house pounding hers like it's, well, soda.  :)

We have been literally watching movies all day long.  I love streaming Netflix!  So, Willow at one points sits down on the couch and starts watching a Veggie Tales with us.  She does this funny burp-gag thing.  I look at her, "What the heck was that?  You feel ok?"  Willow replies, "Oh yeah!  That Sprite just makes me do funny burps."  A few minutes later, another burp-gag.  "Are you going to throw up, Willow?  How does your tummy feel?"  "It feels fine!  I'm not going to barf!"  So, I get up and hand her Jayden's barf bowl and say, "Hang onto this just incase.  I sit down in a chair right next to the couch.  All the sudden Willow sits up right and barfs right down the front of her.  I jump and grab the bowl and put it right under her face.  What the heck?!?  She's been fine all day long!  I look over at Jayden, who is sitting right next to her.  His eyes are really wide, and his lips are pursed together, and he's pointing to them with a panicked look.  I'm like, "GO TO THE BATHROOM!  GET TO THE TOILET!"  Nope, he leans over the same bowl that Willow is actively barfing in, and starts emptying his stomach at the. Exact. Same. Time.  Are you kidding me?????  If anybody knows me, let me repeat, I do not do barf.  Barf makes me barf.  I can't handle it.  So, I pull my shirt up over my nose, close my eyes, turn my head, and keep gagging into my shoulder.  I mean, there's no room in the bowl for me if I start barfing.  Where is Royal, oh man with the stomach of steel?  My kids are only allowed to throw up in the evenings and on the weekends.  So, while my head is turned away, I'm holding the bowl and Willow's head down over the bowl, Jayden is trying to find room next to her and manages to lifts his head up just enough to projectile barf all over my legs, and then Willow starts hitting my hand saying, "I'm done!  I'm done!  Let me up!"  So the kids finally finish, I quickly bring the bowl to the bathroom telling myself the whole time it's just a bowl full of water and quickly flush it down the toilet and start rinsing it out and Jayden comes running into the bathroom for round #2.  Willow is right behind him with a huge smile on her face.  "I threw up in the bowl!  That was so fun!"  Who is this child?  Throwing up in a bowl was fun?  Are you for real?????  If I hadn't birthed this child at home, I'd swear she got switched in the hospital, because she can't be related to me!

So, now that I've stripped Willow down and put her in pj's, wiped down the couch, changed my clothes, tucked both kids back into the couch, started laundry, washed my hands probably 10 times, I'm pretty sure this is where we will be for the rest of afternoon/evening.
5 days until we get on our plane for Washington.  I guess I just started my laundry for packing a little early.

Friday, December 14, 2012

Ice Skating

We went ice skating today with Jayden's school for their Winter Celebration.  It was the first time for both of the kids and they both had so much fun.  So much so, that Willow is now crashed out asleep in her bed and Jayden came home and strapped on rollerblades and is skating down the street!  :)

I wasn't really sure how it was going to all work out with me trying to stay upright with two wobbly kids pulling on me for stability, so I asked Royal if he wanted to take a couple hours off of work to come and help.  Turns out Jayden didn't need so much help, he took a little instruction and then started skating laps around the rink.

When we first got our skates on, an instructor gave the kids a few pointers.  Like bending your knees and putting your hands on your knees.  Then getting them to touch their toes and then reach for the sky for balance, but to always come back to hands on bent knees.  Then he told them to put their arms out like penguins and take tiny little marches and they would move.  He swore to me he could have Willow skating on her own by the end of the day.  I was not so confident since she refused to do anything unless she was holding my hand, and by holding my hand I mean pulling on my arm to keep herself upright.

Here we are getting our instructions.




And here is Jayden taking off, while Willow refused to budge her feet.
Maybe one of the reasons Jayden had such awesome balance out there was because he and I were wearing the same sized skates!  The kid's feet are huge and he might as well be standing on skis!  :)  However, it's also the reason he is able to rollerblade at home right now, because he is wearing my old rollerblades!  :)
Well, turns out that instructor was right.  I kept working on Willow doing a little more and a little more by herself and after about an hour, she could let go of my hand and I'd skate off and turn around and then she'd skate to me.  It was pretty fun to watch!
Jayden is begging to go back, so I'm pretty sure this won't be our last time at the ice rink.

Thursday, December 13, 2012

Swimming Update

We had our last swimming lesson of 2012 today!  Both kids have done so great this year, even when the pool was so cold they came out with blue lips.  I just love the Wichita Swim Club, and what I have loved even more is that for some reason our time slot that we've picked has hardly any kids in it, so both Jayden and Willow were in classes by themselves for the majority of the time.  So if you ask what time we are swimming, I might just lie about it to keep it that way.  :)

Jayden started out the year in Level 3, which he quickly passed in 1 session and has spent the rest of the time in Level 4a, where besides backstroke and freestyle, he had to put together his dolphin kick with the butterfly arms and learn both breast stroke arms and kick.  Because he is the only kid in his class, he doesn't get as many breaks and has to keep swimming and swimming and swimming.  He started complaining about his legs being weak and his head feeling dizzy when he was looking at the bottom of the pool.  So I started making him protein balls (protein powder, peanut butter, oatmeal, honey, flaxseed, coconut oil) and he eats a bunch of those right before swimming and hasn't complained since.  Poor kid is burning through fuel fast!   Just this week he swam backstroke for 100 meters, when he started he could only do 25.
His butterfly I couldn't get a very good picture of without it looking like he was drowning out in the middle of the pool.  It is still by far the hardest of the 4 strokes for him, but he can almost make it the length of the pool without stopping.
I guess he's a bit of a natural at breaststroke, at least that's what they told me.  He's been working on his arms and kick separately this whole time, but earlier this month his teacher had him put the two together to see what would happen, and he swam the length of the pool.  So, I guess that one just clicked or something. :)
It has been really fun to watch Jayden work so hard and get better.  And all his hard work paid off today when he was handed his certificate and he had all his skills checked off.  So starting in January he will be in Level 4b, where they get this snorkel thing so they can keep their heads in the water while working on their strokes.  Jayden's a tad bit nervous about the snorkel so I told him we'd buy it before he started in lessons again and he could practice breathing through it in the bathtub.  :)
Willow started the year out in Level 3 and will continue to be in Level 3.  At this point, I'm pretty sure we are just waiting for her motor skills to catch up.  She has mastered everything except for freestyle arms.  She gets one of her arms really big out of the water and the other one looks more like a chicken wing.  :)  It's pretty hilarious, but she loves swimming so she just keep going.  She is so fun to watch and never complains about the temperature of the water, but she never turns down finishing her lesson in the smaller, 10-15 degree warmer pool.  :)

Wednesday, December 12, 2012

Another New Smile

Jayden is dropping teeth like flies!  He never just loses one here, one there, it's always a grip-load of teeth all at once.  He has had two wigglers for awhile, he lost one this weekend while out Christmas shopping with Royal.  The story goes something like, Jayden was biting onto the sleeve of Royal's sweatshirt, Royal ripped his sleeve out of Jayden's mouth, and in the process ripped his tooth out too!  Jayden was pumped about that, he called me right away on the phone.  It was awesome.   Since then he's been working on that other tooth.  Of course it happened the moment quiet rest time started today.  I sit down quietly at the table and take one deep breath and start preparing myself for the rest of the afternoon, and Jayden comes screaming out of his room, "I DID IT!  ITS OUT!  I TOLD YOU IT WOULD COME OUT WHEN ITS READY!"  Jayden is a big believer in letting his teeth fall out on their own, non of that violent rip them out before hand stuff.

So, I believe this was #7 and #8.

Sunday, December 9, 2012

Jingle Jam

This weekend, our church put on a Jingle Jam Celebration.  It was the brain child of our Children's Pastor, so I really didn't know what to expect, but I had been sent home notes saying Jayden should come as a shepherd and Willow would be a gift, but that her costume would be provided at the church.  I had plans to make Jayden an awesome shepherd outfit, but then he told me he wasn't going to be in it anymore (I think this came around the time he was told he would be singing on stage and it probably freaked him out), so when he changed his mind again 2 days before Jingle Jam and said he wanted to be in it, we had to settle for a pillowcase, a headband, and a stick.  Besides shephers and presetns, other kids there were blizzards, angels, Cindy Lu Whos, and elves.  It was quite the combo. :)

Willow's outfit was awesome.  They cut a hole in the top and sides of a big sparkly gift bag and stuck it over her head.  Unfortunately I didn't get any pictures of her, because I think she stripped herself of her gift bag before she made it from the kids room into the sanctuary, and then where she was sitting on the floor I couldn't see her anyway.  :(

Jayden on the other hand, I had great viewing of when he went up on stage.  I chose to sit in the very back in case someone tall wanted to sit in front of me (which always happens!), then I could stand on my chair and take pictures with my super zoom lens.  Looking through these pictures, I just don't know what the heck was going on up there on that stage.

Jingle Jam was actually quite hilarious, and it was one of those hilarious that you'd have to be there for, because me retelling the story would make you all just look at me sideways and say, "She thought that was funny???? I don't get it."  But the overall message was Jesus is coming!

And just for a taste of what when on I have a video of the 3 wise men.  Willow thought they were the most hilarious part and she is still laughing about them every time she talks about them.

Friday, December 7, 2012

Stocking Toppers

I've got some more knitting crossed off the Christmas list!  These have actually been done for awhile, it's just getting a moment when the kids aren't going to come barging in the door for me to take a picture and post them.

These are what I've created for the top of the kid's stockings.  My kids don't believe in Santa, (*gasp!* I know!) so it's no big thing for me to have obviously momma-made things in there.  There will be no crisis Christmas morning, or me having to make up some lies, "Oh, well, Santa asked me to put those in there for him, because he doesn't know how to knit!"

Jayden is getting a ninja.  He spotted the pattern for this ninja when we were out on the shop hop and has been asking for him every since.  I love how he turned out!


And for Willow I was going to create a different little monster out of the same book as the ninja, but then I ran across this pattern from DangerCrafts, and it was just too perfect to pass up.  Meet Daphne and baby Delilah Monster. (sorry for the bad lighting picture, but it is actually cloudy and overcast here today.  I love it!  But that means no natural light coming in my window and that means yellowy picture instead of white.  But I don't claim to be any sort of a photographer, so you can't hold me to anything, but even I can see a difference in the ninja and the monsters!  Anyway, moving on.....)
They were both suppose to have jagged teeth smiles, but Jayden saw me finish Daphne and said that Delilah needed a much more happy face.  Is this how they see me?  Angry teeth mom and happy kids???  Bleh, let's just not go there today!  :)  The great thing about Daphne and Delilah, is that Daphne has a Delilah shaped pocket for carrying her around, which is going to come in great handy when we fly to Washington because Delilah will probably get tired of walking everywhere.
18 days until Christmas!  I'm ready! (well, almost...back to my knitting)