Our journey back across the country started out with a lot of action. We left Kaylee’s house around 8:00, and stopped about a half hour later so dad, mom, and Jayden could get their coffee fix…well hot chocolate for Jayden. Jayden had caught yet another cold before we left. It was mostly up in his nose and of course he has developed an aversion to blowing his nose. Why? I have no freaking clue, but it poses a problem when your nose is stuffed and you try to sniff in all the snot trying to drip out your nose. So, we’ve been in the car for about an hour, Jayden is drinking his hot chocolate, and he tries to sniff his nose. All the nasty stuff in there makes him choke and he throws up the hot chocolate he just drank. Luckily, he wasn’t too bad, it was mostly on his shirt. We keep driving and I am able to take his shirt off of him, clean him up with some wipes and figure I’ll just get him some new clothes when we stop next. Who knew that we’d be stopping in about a half hour. At 9:30ish, we’ve traveled a mere 76 miles down the road, Jayden really throws up and then throws up and then throws up. A ton of phlegm, hot chocolate, and breakfast all over. Nasty. And if you’ve done any reading of my blog, you know I cannot handle barf, it makes me puke. Luckily we were coming up on an emergency pull over on the side of the road, so dad quickly stops the car and jumps out to help me. I am trapped in the car between the 2 kids in the back, one sleeping, one puking. Dad is outside the car on Jayden’s side, helping to contain all the nastiness that keeps coming out of Jayden. Mom is out of the car and practically puking herself. She was just gagging, but it sounded bad, I thought for sure she’d lost her mocha on the side of the road. Of all the things that my mom had to deal with with us 5 kids growing up, the main thing she can’t handle is phlegm. And thats what was coming out of Jayden, a brown (thanks to the hot chocolate), chunky (thats to the breakfast), slimy, shiny, nastiness. Dad and I were cracking up just trying to clean poor Jayden up. I kept gagging and had to keep looking away and taking deep breaths to keep my own breakfast down. We managed to stop right next to a cow pasture, so all those deep breaths I kept taking smelled like cow poop…fantastic…
Now, poor, poor Jayden. We get his upper body, arms, and hands cleaned up with wipes. I strip off his socks and shoes..the only things not hit with puke at this point, and then we hand him off to my mom so we can clean up his car seat. Poor Jayden gets set on a plastic bag on the side of the road, in 23 degree weather, it’s slightly snowing outside, and mom my has to take off the rest of his puked on clothes until he’s buck naked. He was a bit cold. My mom did manage to find his feet pjs in his bag in the back and quickly got him dressed, wrapped in a blanket, and then put in the front seat in front of a heater until we could get the rest of the back seat cleaned up. Oy…what a way to start the trip home. We stopped again around 11, so I could feed Willow, and dad ran into the store and got some Lysol to spray on Jayden’s seat. I felt so sick sitting back there, because I kept getting whifs of sour hot chocolate…not good. The Lysol helped, but pretty much my car needs a real deep cleaning done. The rest of the trip was pretty uneventful compared to that. We stopped in Springfield, OH the first night and we made sure to get a hotel with a pool so Jayden could burn off some energy. The 2nd night, we got to Kingdom City, MO, and again Jayden and I went swimming. We made it back to Wichita just yesterday around 1:30 and all of us were so glad to get out of the car! I don’t think we’ll be going anywhere anytime soon. I’m a little tired of traveling with 2 little kids. :)
Here’s some pictures from the Kaylee’s house and during the ride home.
Swimming!

Jayden got strawberries and creme from Starbucks after the whole hot chocolate incident

Good little Willow pretty much did this the entire ride…Hallelujah

The three boys having some lunch

Wyatt and Willow

Kaylee and the boys building a snowman in the backyard



Kaylee and Willow. Miss you K-dog.






































