Well, it's March again, and that means excessive basketball for Royal and me wondering how again my bracket could of done so badly. Oh right, that's because I don't follow basketball and I choose based off of random variables like mascots, and school location, and funny names. This year, I had extra help from Jayden who had an opinion about who should and shouldn't win, so let's get to it shall we???? (I am including Royal's bracket because he has decided he wants his immortalized on my blog too! And who wouldn't???? This is obviously the place to be!)


I shall start in the Mid-west bracket. Here I have no big surprises or upsets, which is usually how my first corner of the bracket turns out. I am too persuaded by their seedings to find anything funny about them. But I do have #3Michigan St losing to #6Memphis, because Memphis' mascot is a tiger, while Michigan is a spartan, and according to Jayden a tiger would rip a spartan to shreds, so there you go - I totally dig his methodology. And I have #10Cincinnati beating #7Creighton, because I think Creighton is a stupid name and it's in Nebraska and I looked and the
best thing to do in Omaha, Nebraska is visit the zoo. That also happens to be the best thing to do in Wichita. Puts it right up there on my lame list! Although, I do love a good zoo. :)
Moving onto the West bracket! I have Gonzaga pulling all the way thru and winning the West, obviously because they are a Washington team, there's just no need to have another reason, although Gonzaga's mascot is a bulldog and my first elementary school, Bourdeaux's mascot was also a Bulldog. Coincidence? I think not! I have #5Wisconsin beating #4Kansas St, because Wisconsin makes me think of cheese and I sure do love a good fondue! Mmmm fondue....
Alrighty, then! The South bracket. I have my first 12-5 upset pick here. #12Akron is going to beat #5VCU. I had never heard of either of those teams before, so I consulted my basketball detail guru, Royal, and he informed me that Akron's mascot is the zips. The zips! I didn't even hear the rest of the details because who has a mascot of a zip? What is that? A zipper? A zip code? So, I consulted
wikipedia! Their mascot is a zipper, which were rubber overshoes in the 20's. What the??? Well, I just thought that was hilarious, so I not only have them winning their first round game, but their 2nd round as well. The Zips....hilarious. I do have Akron being beat by Kansas, who goes on to win the South Region. I was conflicted about this, because it was Kansas after all, but I guess this state is growing on me, even if their mascot is a silly little bird with tennis shoes and people yell things like "Rock Chalk Jayhawk, KU", which I've never quite figured out what that is suppose to mean. But after researching wikipedia one more time, I discovered it was basically started by people yelling "Rah, Rah, Jayhawk, KU" and I'm guessing over time the "telephone game" had an effect and people though "Rah, Rah" must of been "Rock Chalk" I don't know, it's Kansas, people, where magically by crossing over the state lines of Kansas, the Arkansas River is now pronouced, "Arrrrr-Kansas", like people here are part pirate or something....
And now, finally, in the East. My other 12-5 upset is going to happen. #12California is going to beat #5UNLV, because well I'd rather go to California than Las Vegas. #6Butler will also beat #3Marquette, because I'd much rather have a Butler than play croquette (which is what the word Marquette reminds me of) #4Syracuse is also going to beat #1Indiana, because I'm sure by now, you all know of my love of creamsicles (remember, Syracuse's colors are orange and white, which make me think of creamsicles....I'm not sure why I feel the need to explain this every year, because I'm guessing everybody feels the same way I do, right?!?!) In the end I have #2Miami beating Syracuse to win the East Region because holy cow are my feet cold, and sticking my feet in some warm sand on a Miami beach sounds so good right now!
Ok, now to sum up. My Semifinal matchups :
Matchup #1 : #2Miami vs #1Kansas
Matchup #2 : #2Duke vs #1Gonzaga
In Matchup #2, it was a tough decision. My favorite Duke sweatshirt vs a Washington team. In the end I decided my sweatshirt would one day be tattered and worn and I'd have to throw it out. Washington will always be AWESOME! Matchup #1 I decided it would be funner to have my former home state vs my current home state. Kansas vs Gonzaga, in which Gonzaga will show Kansas just how awesome Washington really is!
And that leaves Gonzaga as my National Champtions! Woot Woot! Another great year of Rad Rachel's Brilliant Bracketology! If you want to check out previous years
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Good luck, Suckas!